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The teacher was giving her pupils a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11." "11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred. "What kind of counting is that'?" asked the teacher "Who's counting'?" replied Fred. "I'm calling signals."

If I had five coconuts and I from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

Jackie stood quietly as her father examined from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!

If you had one dollar and you from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !

Fred I got in school todayMother Wonderful from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !

How are you doing in arithmetic Ive from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Our teacher has a bad memory For from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

Teacher If I gave you three rabbits from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

Fred Ive added these figures ten times from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !

TEACHER Jackie take from What is the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?

Teacher If I lay one egg here from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

Teacher Can you count to Fred Yes from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

The teacher was reviewing counting with her from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?" "Yes," said Jackie, and she did. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?" "That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!

Teacher How much is half of Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Teacher Whats and Pupil Teacher Thats goodPupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !

Teacher Are you good at math Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

Teacher Give me three reasons why the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

Teacher Why does the statue of liberty from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !

Teacher Where is the English Channel Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

Laugh and the class laughs with youBut from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !